Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?A: Law school.Q: How do you define double jeopardy?A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.Q: What’s worse than pleading guilty to murder?A: Getting robbed—hiring an attorney to defend you and then getting jail time.Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.Q: What’s the difference between a dead snake in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?A: There are skid marks in front of the snake.Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?A: Not enough sand.Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?A: Cut the rope.Q: Do you know how to save a drowning. The men's and ladies shower blocks were attached to each other in the same building. I normally finished first and had to wait ages for Denise to emerge but that day I was more than surprised to see her standing there looking very animatedDenise immediately pointed to the ladies shower block and said there's a man in there ! I just barged past her and pushed the door open with Denise following me in but there was no one inside, it was empty ! He had obviously gone ! Denise told me she had looked up to see a man peering over the top of the cubicle at her ! I asked Denise what he had seen and she told me he must have been looking for quite a while and had definitely seen everything as she had taken her bikini off and was about to shower ! I pushed the next cubicle door open where he had been and we were shocked to see the stool he had been standing on and worse still semen high up on the white wall where he had obviously ejaculated looking at my wife nude ! Denise told me she wouldn't.
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